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“Our Demise 2016” – Presidential Debate #1 Recap

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Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump gestures during the presidential debate with Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton at Hofstra University in Hempstead, N.Y., Monday, Sept. 26, 2016. (Rick T. Wilking/Pool via AP) NYDB515 Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump gestures during the presidential debate with Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton at Hofstra University in Hempstead, N.Y., Monday, Sept. 26, 2016. (Rick T. Wilking/Pool via AP) NYDB515

“Our Demise 2016” – Presidential Debate #1 Recap
by: @CPLocalCeleb/Chris Panayiotou

Last night, on the road to “Our Demise 2016,” we made a pit stop at Hofstra University to watch Hillary “<insert corporate sponsor here>” Clinton and Donald “What Do You Have to Lose?” Trump lie at each other for 90 minutes. They spent the evening pretending to not be the best of friends and occasionally jabbing each other for style points. Damn, why wasn’t I watching Monday Night Football?

Takeaways from the debate:
-Buy guns and canned goods.

We’re screwed. Good night and God Bless.

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